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AN OPEN LETTER TO REP. ANTHONY WEINER
EWWWWWWWWWW! Now, go away.
Dear Congressman,
You are cordially invited to resign office as one of New York’s representative in Congress. I think I join a growing chorus of those who are sorry we got to see your nipples and grey underpants. We hope to forever wash your icky twit pix from our memory.
I’m sorry you turned out to be just another narcissistic buffoon with a zipper problem. I’m sorry for your constituents, I’m sorry for your great wife. What a great political team you two would have made: the Jew and the Muslim as the new power couple for the ages.
Sadly, that you have no impulse control makes you unfit for office, unfit to be the husband of the fantastic Huma, a woman whose very name means “bird which brings joy.” How pathetic that her beauty, her grace, her savvy and her joy wasn’t enough to distract you from your obsessive compulsive behavior on the internet.
Wake up Weiner: we’re sick of cads like you. If you need an engraved invitation to step down, I’ll call you from the printer’s and confirm the time of the announcement. Read the rest of this entry »
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